TheSanityInspector - user 2018-02-20T00:44:22-05:00 face tattoos - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:182040 2016-10-11T16:53:06-04:00 2016-10-11T16:53:06-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Males - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:177698 2015-04-28T15:14:19-04:00 2015-04-28T15:14:19-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> If I hate you - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:177697 2015-04-28T12:32:32-04:00 2015-04-28T12:32:32-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> true love - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:177655 2015-04-24T19:39:45-04:00 2015-04-24T19:39:45-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Time - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:177457 2015-04-02T14:28:36-04:00 2015-04-02T14:28:36-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Stages of Marriage - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:177364 2015-03-27T16:50:27-04:00 2015-03-27T16:50:27-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Crowd Pleasing - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:177349 2015-03-26T13:34:04-04:00 2015-03-26T13:34:04-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Free Speech - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:177293 2015-03-20T22:58:41-04:00 2015-03-20T22:58:41-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Infatuation - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:177137 2015-03-06T15:07:52-05:00 2015-03-06T15:07:52-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Sixties relic - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:177136 2015-03-06T14:54:37-05:00 2015-03-06T14:54:37-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Beauty - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:177135 2015-03-06T14:36:04-05:00 2015-03-06T14:36:04-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Boredom - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:177127 2015-03-05T16:38:30-05:00 2015-03-05T16:38:30-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Plan B - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:175598 2014-10-24T17:45:25-04:00 2014-10-24T17:45:25-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Braawwwkk - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:173863 2014-06-10T09:55:36-04:00 2014-06-10T09:55:36-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Abe Vigoda - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:173788 2014-06-03T11:31:26-04:00 2014-06-03T11:31:26-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> The fashion police - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:173504 2014-05-18T10:16:03-04:00 2014-05-18T10:16:03-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Its the end - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:172311 2014-04-02T18:38:55-04:00 2014-04-02T18:38:55-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Marriage - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:172259 2014-03-31T19:03:57-04:00 2014-03-31T19:03:57-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> A vision - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:171915 2014-03-13T11:50:46-04:00 2014-03-13T11:50:46-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Procrastination - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:171914 2014-03-13T11:36:32-04:00 2014-03-13T11:36:32-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Life is hard - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:171858 2014-03-09T21:28:06-04:00 2014-03-09T21:28:06-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> New Jersey Accent - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:171857 2014-03-09T21:07:45-04:00 2014-03-09T21:07:45-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> High heels - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:171819 2014-03-06T21:20:24-05:00 2014-03-06T21:20:24-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> The silly sixties - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:171716 2014-02-27T14:57:53-05:00 2014-02-27T14:57:53-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Theyre so old - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:171707 2014-02-26T19:01:20-05:00 2014-02-26T19:01:20-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> She likes eggs - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:171700 2014-02-26T16:18:51-05:00 2014-02-26T16:18:51-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Home - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:171686 2014-02-25T14:22:45-05:00 2014-02-25T14:22:45-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> some people - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:171683 2014-02-25T12:21:56-05:00 2014-02-25T12:21:56-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Rice cakes - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:171678 2014-02-25T08:30:19-05:00 2014-02-25T08:30:19-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Your new diet - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:171677 2014-02-25T08:26:10-05:00 2014-02-25T08:26:10-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> You faker - Rating: 0/5,2007-01-01:171659 2014-02-24T12:08:46-05:00 2014-02-24T12:08:46-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Home - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:171531 2014-02-20T15:32:56-05:00 2014-02-20T15:32:56-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Middle Age - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:171346 2014-02-14T17:23:02-05:00 2014-02-14T17:23:02-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> A nerd Please - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:171345 2014-02-14T16:12:54-05:00 2014-02-14T16:12:54-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Call me honey - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:171282 2014-02-11T21:08:08-05:00 2014-02-11T21:08:08-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Times Change - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:170863 2014-01-19T09:58:46-05:00 2014-01-19T09:58:46-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Im so old - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:170826 2014-01-16T23:05:10-05:00 2014-01-16T23:05:10-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Stalking - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:170761 2014-01-12T16:06:55-05:00 2014-01-12T16:06:55-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> A mystery - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:170760 2014-01-12T15:50:19-05:00 2014-01-12T15:50:19-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Oops - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:170753 2014-01-12T10:27:27-05:00 2014-01-12T10:27:27-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Winning - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:170524 2013-12-30T11:33:46-05:00 2013-12-30T11:33:46-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Until death - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:170442 2013-12-23T18:52:37-05:00 2013-12-23T18:52:37-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Love - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:170441 2013-12-23T18:30:03-05:00 2013-12-23T18:30:03-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Ride hard - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:170439 2013-12-23T18:03:40-05:00 2013-12-23T18:03:40-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> So... - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:169972 2013-11-22T12:29:25-05:00 2013-11-22T12:29:25-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Free Speech - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:169965 2013-11-21T10:08:09-05:00 2013-11-21T10:08:09-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Special Snowflakes - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:169955 2013-11-20T19:36:42-05:00 2013-11-20T19:36:42-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Darth Printer - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:169910 2013-11-16T19:17:34-05:00 2013-11-16T19:17:34-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Your Life - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:169891 2013-11-14T22:20:40-05:00 2013-11-14T22:20:40-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> It appears - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:169823 2013-11-11T19:54:23-05:00 2013-11-11T19:54:23-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Be normal - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:169822 2013-11-11T19:40:49-05:00 2013-11-11T19:40:49-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> The report queue - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:169802 2013-11-10T15:12:01-05:00 2013-11-10T15:12:01-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Price of a tattoo - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:169772 2013-11-08T22:14:53-05:00 2013-11-08T22:14:53-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> samuel l jackson - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:169770 2013-11-08T21:42:39-05:00 2013-11-08T21:42:39-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> my body my choice - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:168586 2013-09-13T21:29:50-04:00 2013-09-13T21:29:50-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> coffee - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:168475 2013-09-09T15:20:30-04:00 2013-09-09T15:20:30-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Street performers - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:167461 2013-07-26T23:12:59-04:00 2013-07-26T23:12:59-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> my spirit animal - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:167187 2013-07-10T17:14:48-04:00 2013-07-10T17:14:48-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> sigh...excuse me... - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:166944 2013-06-30T13:04:20-04:00 2013-06-30T13:04:20-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> normal - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:166895 2013-06-27T23:17:39-04:00 2013-06-27T23:17:39-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Bad habits - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:166865 2013-06-26T15:08:10-04:00 2013-06-26T15:08:10-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> customers - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:166845 2013-06-25T14:48:24-04:00 2013-06-25T14:48:24-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> paula deen - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:166818 2013-06-24T16:55:47-04:00 2013-06-24T16:55:47-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> air travel - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:166749 2013-06-21T14:31:37-04:00 2013-06-21T14:31:37-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Experience - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:166460 2013-06-11T22:21:16-04:00 2013-06-11T22:21:16-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> The Seventies - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:166121 2013-05-30T08:06:04-04:00 2013-05-30T08:06:04-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Oh dear god no - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:166060 2013-05-28T12:56:04-04:00 2013-05-28T12:56:04-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Laugh til you weep - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:165878 2013-05-19T14:21:18-04:00 2013-05-19T14:21:18-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Death - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:165858 2013-05-18T09:54:39-04:00 2013-05-18T09:54:39-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Appreciation - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:165818 2013-05-16T22:00:17-04:00 2013-05-16T22:00:17-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Is There Someone Else - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:165810 2013-05-16T13:11:20-04:00 2013-05-16T13:11:20-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Happiness - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:165760 2013-05-13T15:22:59-04:00 2013-05-13T15:22:59-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Dont complain - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:165731 2013-05-12T18:47:49-04:00 2013-05-12T18:47:49-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Time - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:165730 2013-05-12T18:21:10-04:00 2013-05-12T18:21:10-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Water - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:165288 2013-04-24T22:50:45-04:00 2013-04-24T22:50:45-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Baker Street - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:165285 2013-04-24T13:19:48-04:00 2013-04-24T13:19:48-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> no tunnels - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:165284 2013-04-24T13:17:02-04:00 2013-04-24T13:17:02-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> The library - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:165283 2013-04-24T13:06:42-04:00 2013-04-24T13:06:42-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> being happy - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:165249 2013-04-22T22:36:17-04:00 2013-04-22T22:36:17-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> INSPIRATION - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:164688 2013-03-28T16:28:34-04:00 2013-03-28T16:28:34-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Is for amateurs<br>Professionals just show up<br>And get to work GENERATIONS - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:164632 2013-03-26T17:07:04-04:00 2013-03-26T17:07:04-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The grandparents strive the parents achieve...<br>The children spend the grandchildren beg. CLICHE BINGO - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:164627 2013-03-26T15:51:56-04:00 2013-03-26T15:51:56-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>A suggested pastime<br>For the next time<br>Your company books a motivational speaker HUSBANDS LOSE FOCUS - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:164572 2013-03-23T23:01:36-04:00 2013-03-23T23:01:36-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>If a lecture last longer<br>Than a week LIFE IS... - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:164571 2013-03-23T22:34:02-04:00 2013-03-23T22:34:02-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>...a neverending attempt<br>To lick honey<br>Off of a thorn MAINSTREAM TASTES - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:164563 2013-03-23T16:15:05-04:00 2013-03-23T16:15:05-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Shocking the avantgarde for over 100 years. PREDATOR VS ALIEN - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:164499 2013-03-21T09:52:19-04:00 2013-03-21T09:52:19-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>This time its cerebral I KNOW YOURE ALIVE - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:164469 2013-03-20T15:19:48-04:00 2013-03-20T15:19:48-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Because you never call or text<br>Which is just like you. THE END OF US - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:164466 2013-03-20T14:11:43-04:00 2013-03-20T14:11:43-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I wish I didnt know now<br>What I didnt know then HUSBANDS - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:164464 2013-03-20T12:36:45-04:00 2013-03-20T12:36:45-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Before marriage he used to lie awake<br>Brooding over something she said.<br>Now he falls asleep while shes still saying it. OHGODOHGODOHGOD - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:164462 2013-03-20T12:10:11-04:00 2013-03-20T12:10:11-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Some people are better imagined in ones bed<br>Than found there in the morning THEYRE SO OLD - Rating: 2.8/5,2007-01-01:164135 2013-03-04T23:24:04-05:00 2013-03-04T23:24:04-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>They havent yet switched smartphones<br>From Apple to Samsung CIGARETTES - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:164133 2013-03-04T22:55:40-05:00 2013-03-04T22:55:40-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Quitting them will add years to your life<br>The catch is that it will add them<br>To the wrong end. EVEN IN LOVE - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:163924 2013-02-27T09:47:05-05:00 2013-02-27T09:47:05-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Doubt half of what you see<br>And all of what you hear NEW DIET - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:163861 2013-02-23T22:09:04-05:00 2013-02-23T22:09:04-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Eat whatever you want<br>While sitting with these folks THE NINETIES - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:163860 2013-02-23T22:04:00-05:00 2013-02-23T22:04:00-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Back when whenever you wanted to make a phone call<br>You had to get off the internet SURREAL - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:163857 2013-02-23T20:53:02-05:00 2013-02-23T20:53:02-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Like when youre in another city<br>And Jeopardy comes on at 730<br>Instead of 700 NUKE IT FROM ORBIT - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:163856 2013-02-23T20:33:21-05:00 2013-02-23T20:33:21-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Its the only way to be sure HALLOWEEN - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:163855 2013-02-23T20:30:52-05:00 2013-02-23T20:30:52-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Rockys costume didnt fool anyone<br>Not even Grandma KUNGFU RAT - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:163853 2013-02-23T19:43:57-05:00 2013-02-23T19:43:57-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The last image recorded<br>On poor Mittens collarcam. LEISURE FAMILY MONEY - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:163838 2013-02-22T23:28:44-05:00 2013-02-22T23:28:44-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Pick any two. THEYRE SO OLD - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:163782 2013-02-20T21:42:05-05:00 2013-02-20T21:42:05-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>They met on a Fidonet group THEYRE SO OLD - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:163773 2013-02-20T17:25:40-05:00 2013-02-20T17:25:40-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>They still remember their Friendster password IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:163654 2013-02-17T09:16:44-05:00 2013-02-17T09:16:44-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Space explores you A BURGLAR - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:162894 2013-01-20T10:24:32-05:00 2013-01-20T10:24:32-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>No just the son<br>Home from college<br>Looking for clean underwear BAFFLED TIME TRAVELERS - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:162883 2013-01-20T01:07:47-05:00 2013-01-20T01:07:47-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>They possess voiceactivated videophone technology.<br>But they seem to prefer sending telegrams<br>With their thumbs. WHEN I LOOK BACK - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:162876 2013-01-19T20:12:43-05:00 2013-01-19T20:12:43-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>on all the time Ive wasted<br>Im just glad I wasted it<br>While I still had the chance IN THE END - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:162819 2013-01-16T21:16:55-05:00 2013-01-16T21:16:55-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>There doesnt have to be anyone who understands you.<br>There just has to be someone who wants to. FALSE ALARM - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:162818 2013-01-16T21:01:22-05:00 2013-01-16T21:01:22-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>This is still South Korea THE TIME LORDS - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:162780 2013-01-15T12:05:30-05:00 2013-01-15T12:05:30-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Left a window open in the spacetime continuum HOW FOOLISH - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:162457 2013-01-05T00:42:22-05:00 2013-01-05T00:42:22-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>To spend youth chasing after wealth<br>And then spend wealth chasing after youth. SOMETIMES - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:162456 2013-01-05T00:34:34-05:00 2013-01-05T00:34:34-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>We cant find the thing that will make us happy<br>Because we cant let go of the thing that was supposed to. FRIENDS - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:162455 2013-01-05T00:20:16-05:00 2013-01-05T00:20:16-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>What we find in a soulmate is not something wild to tame<br>But something wild to run with. CYNICAL - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:162440 2013-01-04T12:37:52-05:00 2013-01-04T12:37:52-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I am not the hopeful person I once was<br>But we try to stay in touch THEYRE SO OLD - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:162396 2013-01-03T00:00:32-05:00 2013-01-03T00:00:32-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Their computer has a Zip drive. THE FUTURE - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:162386 2013-01-02T15:22:49-05:00 2013-01-02T15:22:49-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Aint what it used to be. PROGRESS - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:161595 2012-12-12T15:00:18-05:00 2012-12-12T15:00:18-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Pope Benedict sends his message on a tablet.<br>Moses needed two. NOT STRESSING - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:161585 2012-12-12T11:36:58-05:00 2012-12-12T11:36:58-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Ill believe its a crisis<br>When the people who tell me its a crisis<br>Start acting like its a crisis BOREDOM - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:161233 2012-12-04T16:24:34-05:00 2012-12-04T16:24:34-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>One can be bored<br>Until boredom becomes<br>A mystical experience CAPITALISM - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:161006 2012-11-25T22:48:25-05:00 2012-11-25T22:48:25-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Shrinks gadgets IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:160795 2012-11-17T08:07:26-05:00 2012-11-17T08:07:26-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Bath takes you MOTHER LOVE - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:160579 2012-11-08T13:44:53-05:00 2012-11-08T13:44:53-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Comes in all shapes and sizes A BORE - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:160459 2012-11-04T19:33:08-05:00 2012-11-04T19:33:08-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Someone who deprives you of solitude<br>Without providing you with company FREE STUFF - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:160410 2012-11-02T21:47:08-04:00 2012-11-02T21:47:08-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>In the digital age if its free<br>Youre not the customer<br>Youre the product HAPPY HALLOWEEN - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:160279 2012-10-29T10:00:33-04:00 2012-10-29T10:00:33-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Signed<br>The Universe THIRD WORLD ARMIES - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:160114 2012-10-22T18:30:56-04:00 2012-10-22T18:30:56-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Cant afford matching helmets ACCEPT UGLY GIFTS - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:160072 2012-10-20T17:49:52-04:00 2012-10-20T17:49:52-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Today I bent the truth to be kind and I have no regret<br>For I am far surer of what is kind than I am of what is true. TRUE LOVE - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:160070 2012-10-20T17:26:31-04:00 2012-10-20T17:26:31-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Youll know youve found it<br>Once you cant find your way back THE SECRET OF HAPPINESS - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:160032 2012-10-18T14:35:32-04:00 2012-10-18T14:35:32-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Is to be happy already. OPTIMISTS - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:159961 2012-10-15T22:59:39-04:00 2012-10-15T22:59:39-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>There is not much use in being anything else. LONG LINE - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:159798 2012-10-10T14:50:01-04:00 2012-10-10T14:50:01-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Yes<br>So why the are you getting mad<br>At the person who did show up for work WHAT PART - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:159636 2012-10-04T14:44:14-04:00 2012-10-04T14:44:14-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>of The Pool Is Closed<br>Dont you understand POPULARIZED SCIENCE - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:159465 2012-09-30T21:25:01-04:00 2012-09-30T21:25:01-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The wonderment continues... THAT SUPREME MOMENT - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:159405 2012-09-28T12:48:47-04:00 2012-09-28T12:48:47-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>When your website first appears<br>In Googles Autocomplete FRIEND ZONED - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:159343 2012-09-25T23:24:15-04:00 2012-09-25T23:24:15-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I want a man whos as handsome as you<br>As kind as you as funny as you as smart as you<br>Whos not you RED SHIRTS - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:159293 2012-09-24T14:10:12-04:00 2012-09-24T14:10:12-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Fit only for massacre WELCOME TO LOS ANGELES - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:159292 2012-09-24T13:44:41-04:00 2012-09-24T13:44:41-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Do you have any physical imperfections to declare GRAD SCHOOL - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:159184 2012-09-20T11:54:17-04:00 2012-09-20T11:54:17-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Even in this job market<br>You cant hide there forever SORRY ERIC - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:159136 2012-09-18T23:26:20-04:00 2012-09-18T23:26:20-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The tape ran out in the middle of your solo.<br>Youll have to do it again. SORRY JIMI - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:159135 2012-09-18T23:20:39-04:00 2012-09-18T23:20:39-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I didnt see the cord<br>Was that a take STUDENT DEBT - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:158930 2012-09-11T12:21:14-04:00 2012-09-11T12:21:14-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Its a trap MEMENTO MORI - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:158715 2012-09-05T17:04:08-04:00 2012-09-05T17:04:08-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Death is the sound of distant thunder<br>At a summer picnic YOU AND I - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:158608 2012-09-03T11:08:54-04:00 2012-09-03T11:08:54-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Are here to help others<br>Why the others are here<br>I dont know BODY CONFIDENCE - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:158385 2012-08-28T13:36:08-04:00 2012-08-28T13:36:08-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Once youve got it<br>You never lose it SICK WORLD - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:157311 2012-07-24T17:09:11-04:00 2012-07-24T17:09:11-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>It needs a doctor ZOMBIE SHERLOCK HOLMES - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:157113 2012-07-17T23:47:20-04:00 2012-07-17T23:47:20-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>aka<br>The Inspectre IF I THINK THEREFORE I AM - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:157111 2012-07-17T23:15:32-04:00 2012-07-17T23:15:32-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Then...<br>I must be surrounded by hallucinations ITS NOT NAGGING - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:157037 2012-07-15T18:04:55-04:00 2012-07-15T18:04:55-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Its just your life<br>On Autocorrect SOMETIMES - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:156658 2012-07-03T20:37:54-04:00 2012-07-03T20:37:54-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>One likes foolish people for their folly<br>Better than wise people for their wisdom NNNNANANANANNNNN - Rating: 2/5,2007-01-01:156657 2012-07-03T20:28:16-04:00 2012-07-03T20:28:16-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>See the ball<br>Be the ball<br>Be your future PERMANENCE - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:156656 2012-07-03T20:17:21-04:00 2012-07-03T20:17:21-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Is the illusion of every age. 60S NOSTALGIA - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:156630 2012-07-02T23:49:55-04:00 2012-07-02T23:49:55-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Track sold separately FREE APPS - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:156372 2012-06-27T11:16:24-04:00 2012-06-27T11:16:24-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>If theyre free youre not the customer.<br>Youre the product. FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:156358 2012-06-26T23:43:51-04:00 2012-06-26T23:43:51-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>If I ever get back to American shores<br>Im gonna nail my feet to the ground YOUTH - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:156357 2012-06-26T23:42:09-04:00 2012-06-26T23:42:09-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>If youth is a fault<br>It is one which is soon corrected ANIMALS - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:155729 2012-06-13T16:55:26-04:00 2012-06-13T16:55:26-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>If were not supposed to eat them<br>Why are they made out of food DO NOT BE PROUD - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:155703 2012-06-12T21:20:11-04:00 2012-06-12T21:20:11-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>of being undisturbed by things that shocked your ancestors.<br>Maybe they were fresh lively tasteful beings<br>And you are a desensitived clod. FOR FATHERS DAY - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:155700 2012-06-12T20:17:23-04:00 2012-06-12T20:17:23-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Take him on a relaxing country outing<br>Because remember<br>Youre the reason hes going crazy. PAYDAY - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:155684 2012-06-12T08:41:40-04:00 2012-06-12T08:41:40-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Its moments like these<br>That make it all seem worthwhile HELP YOU OUT - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:155670 2012-06-11T23:43:36-04:00 2012-06-11T23:43:36-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Id be glad to.<br>Which way did you come in HAPPINESS - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:155564 2012-06-08T21:42:33-04:00 2012-06-08T21:42:33-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Is not something you feel.<br>Its something you remember. HAPPINESS - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:155508 2012-06-08T00:20:20-04:00 2012-06-08T00:20:20-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Is having an attentive motherinlaw<br>On the other end of the continent I COULDNT HANDLE MY CHILDHOOD - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:155383 2012-06-05T13:29:28-04:00 2012-06-05T13:29:28-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You were probably too young. LIFE IS DIFFICULT - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:155382 2012-06-05T13:26:36-04:00 2012-06-05T13:26:36-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Thatll be 150 please THERAPY - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:155381 2012-06-05T13:19:17-04:00 2012-06-05T13:19:17-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>With enough psychoanalysis and meds<br>You can avoid life altogether LOOK AT ME - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:155259 2012-06-02T17:39:10-04:00 2012-06-02T17:39:10-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Judge me by my size do you IN TIMES LIKE THESE - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:155028 2012-05-29T21:48:36-04:00 2012-05-29T21:48:36-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>A pessimist cuts off the slack end of his belt<br>And an optimist just punches another hole. THE MIDWEST - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:154869 2012-05-27T00:32:16-04:00 2012-05-27T00:32:16-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Worth seeing.<br>But not worth going to see. WHY ME WORLD - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:154790 2012-05-25T20:55:39-04:00 2012-05-25T20:55:39-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>World You were available. HELL - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:154683 2012-05-24T17:10:24-04:00 2012-05-24T17:10:24-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Is what you make it. GRAPEFRUIT - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:154661 2012-05-24T12:14:02-04:00 2012-05-24T12:14:02-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>When the hunter becomes the hunted. DRIVEN TO DRINK - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:154498 2012-05-21T00:02:02-04:00 2012-05-21T00:02:02-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I blame the green chick. MARINES - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:154416 2012-05-19T10:35:20-04:00 2012-05-19T10:35:20-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You may have been the apple of your mothers eye.<br>But youre in the Corps now. WHAT I IF TOLD YOU - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:154382 2012-05-18T23:35:49-04:00 2012-05-18T23:35:49-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>That you read the title wrong INSTANT HUMAN - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:154334 2012-05-17T21:04:28-04:00 2012-05-17T21:04:28-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Just add coffee. DESPAIR - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:154285 2012-05-16T17:28:53-04:00 2012-05-16T17:28:53-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Is the price one pays<br>For setting oneself<br>An impossible aim. DETROIT - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:154278 2012-05-16T14:17:01-04:00 2012-05-16T14:17:01-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Doesnt build junk<br>Anymore TROUBLE - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:154251 2012-05-15T22:42:44-04:00 2012-05-15T22:42:44-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The trouble with trouble<br>Is that it starts out as fun MADNESS... - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:154196 2012-05-14T18:51:19-04:00 2012-05-14T18:51:19-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>This is Antarcticaaaaa IF I HATE YOU - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:154170 2012-05-14T15:27:41-04:00 2012-05-14T15:27:41-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You dont deserve to know why AUSTRALIANS - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:154128 2012-05-13T13:54:07-04:00 2012-05-13T13:54:07-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Only they would name a swimming pool<br>After a prime minister<br>Who drowned at sea. FOR MOTHERS DAY - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:154004 2012-05-11T13:28:28-04:00 2012-05-11T13:28:28-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Buy her coffee<br>Because remember...<br>Youre the reason she gets drunk EXPERIENCE - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:153966 2012-05-10T23:30:11-04:00 2012-05-10T23:30:11-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Runs an expensive school<br>But fools will learn in no other. I FOUND MISS RIGHT - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:153904 2012-05-10T00:41:46-04:00 2012-05-10T00:41:46-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>And then I found out<br>Her first name is Always BUY MY BOOK - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:153903 2012-05-10T00:26:17-04:00 2012-05-10T00:26:17-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Because I cant say<br>Read my peerreviewed articles CONSPIRACY NUTS - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:153902 2012-05-10T00:12:48-04:00 2012-05-10T00:12:48-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The biggest mystery of all<br>Is why do they think<br>They are worth conspiring against COOL - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:153851 2012-05-08T22:46:27-04:00 2012-05-08T22:46:27-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>She was country when country wasnt cool<br>He was cool when cool wasnt country BE PATIENT WITH IDIOTS - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:153812 2012-05-07T23:12:33-04:00 2012-05-07T23:12:33-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>It is not easy to comprehend<br>That one does not comprehend GUITAR WOLF - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:153811 2012-05-07T22:55:45-04:00 2012-05-07T22:55:45-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Pray he doesnt catch you<br>Texting during his show ENDANGERED SPECIES - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:153809 2012-05-07T22:38:18-04:00 2012-05-07T22:38:18-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>They are spoiled because<br>Scientists panda to their every whim ZOMBIES - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:153082 2012-04-22T23:25:11-04:00 2012-04-22T23:25:11-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Have holiday spirit too SLOTHS - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:152969 2012-04-19T21:43:19-04:00 2012-04-19T21:43:19-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Its really something<br>To get photobombed<br>By the worlds slowest mammal TRY AGAIN - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:152811 2012-04-15T22:25:03-04:00 2012-04-15T22:25:03-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Fail again<br>Fail better DANCE FIRST - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:152810 2012-04-15T22:22:37-04:00 2012-04-15T22:22:37-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Think later<br>Its the natural order LIVE ALL YOU CAN - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:152725 2012-04-13T22:20:48-04:00 2012-04-13T22:20:48-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Its a mistake not to. TEAMWORK - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:152428 2012-04-07T23:45:38-04:00 2012-04-07T23:45:38-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>If youre not the leader<br>The view never changes THE PMS CAT - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:152427 2012-04-07T23:40:01-04:00 2012-04-07T23:40:01-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Cats were once worshiped as gods<br>They have never forgotten this COLORED CHICKS - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:152426 2012-04-07T23:32:48-04:00 2012-04-07T23:32:48-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>are especially lovely at Eastertime NO TUNNELS - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:152320 2012-04-05T15:44:24-04:00 2012-04-05T15:44:24-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Unless its a Renoir YOUR BALL - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:152034 2012-03-31T20:18:08-04:00 2012-03-31T20:18:08-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Sure you can have it back<br>Hop on in and get it... SUMMER IN TEXAS - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:151972 2012-03-30T16:43:16-04:00 2012-03-30T16:43:16-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>But its a DRY heat BB KING - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:151860 2012-03-28T23:34:48-04:00 2012-03-28T23:34:48-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Hitting one of THOSE notes BROWNIES - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:151251 2012-03-19T18:21:24-04:00 2012-03-19T18:21:24-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Best served when cool THAT RED DOT - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:150775 2012-03-10T17:02:44-05:00 2012-03-10T17:02:44-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Im never going to catch it am I MEXICAN FOOD - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:149232 2012-02-15T18:43:50-05:00 2012-02-15T18:43:50-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Has different names<br>Depending on how you fold it VOLCANOES - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:149091 2012-02-13T18:20:01-05:00 2012-02-13T18:20:01-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Natures way of saying<br>You shouldve taken a cruise instead. TYPHOONS - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:146660 2012-01-11T16:07:51-05:00 2012-01-11T16:07:51-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Are natures way of saying<br>Maybe youd better take the train. PORCUPINES - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:146623 2012-01-10T23:07:40-05:00 2012-01-10T23:07:40-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Squirrels in ghillie suits. ALIMONY - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:146622 2012-01-10T22:46:09-05:00 2012-01-10T22:46:09-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The high cost of leaving. BRAAAAIIEH - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:146460 2012-01-06T17:14:07-05:00 2012-01-06T17:14:07-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Monkey bread always fakes out zombies. CHILDHOOD OBESITY - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:146459 2012-01-06T17:10:18-05:00 2012-01-06T17:10:18-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>But on the bright side<br>His thumbs are buff. THEYRE SO OLD - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:146449 2012-01-06T13:26:43-05:00 2012-01-06T13:26:43-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Their website address has a in it. CHICKS LIKE THIS - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:146432 2012-01-05T22:30:58-05:00 2012-01-05T22:30:58-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>...are always the ones who complain there are no real men left. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:146271 2012-01-01T17:40:51-05:00 2012-01-01T17:40:51-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The TV show the drone pilot is watching on his other monitor. FRIENDSHIP - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:146215 2011-12-31T12:18:49-05:00 2011-12-31T12:18:49-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Is like artificial fruit.<br>Its beautiful until you put the bite on it. PROGRESS - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:146156 2011-12-30T00:57:09-05:00 2011-12-30T00:57:09-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The process whereby I can still play my grandparents 78s<br>But I can no longer open my computer files from college. IDIOT COWORKERS - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:146087 2011-12-28T23:58:19-05:00 2011-12-28T23:58:19-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>If they dont have time to do it right<br>When will I have time to do it over DOGTIRED - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:146086 2011-12-28T23:52:02-05:00 2011-12-28T23:52:02-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Please put that frisbie away. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:146084 2011-12-28T23:12:22-05:00 2011-12-28T23:12:22-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>But if you work it right<br>Once is enough. ONE RULE FOR EXCELLENCE - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:146083 2011-12-28T23:04:21-05:00 2011-12-28T23:04:21-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Employees will be fired with enthusiasm<br>Or employees will be fired with enthusiasm. INSIDER TRADING - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:146082 2011-12-28T21:35:40-05:00 2011-12-28T21:35:40-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Making money the oldfashioned way<br>With good old American knowwho. CHAIN EMAIL - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:145824 2011-12-22T22:01:22-05:00 2011-12-22T22:01:22-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Nuke it from orbit its the only way to be sure. TIME TRAVEL - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:145765 2011-12-21T14:53:13-05:00 2011-12-21T14:53:13-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>We dont serve time travelers the bartender says.<br>A time traveler walks into a bar. SIDEWALK ART - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:145735 2011-12-20T22:59:22-05:00 2011-12-20T22:59:22-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>When genius only needs to last til the next rain shower. SHES SO OLD - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:145689 2011-12-19T21:29:12-05:00 2011-12-19T21:29:12-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>She hosts her family photo album on an Angelfire website. FREDO I LOVE YOU - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:145669 2011-12-19T14:35:51-05:00 2011-12-19T14:35:51-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Wanna go fishing HES SO OLD... - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:145616 2011-12-17T21:54:10-05:00 2011-12-17T21:54:10-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>...his hotmail username doesnt have any numbers in it. FUTURE TELEMARKETERS - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:145533 2011-12-15T23:35:04-05:00 2011-12-15T23:35:04-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>They just dont know it yet. JUNK FOOD - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:145503 2011-12-15T14:05:35-05:00 2011-12-15T14:05:35-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Thats not your stomach rumbling.<br>Its your arteries whimpering. ZOMBIE LIBRARIAN - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:145497 2011-12-15T12:39:05-05:00 2011-12-15T12:39:05-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Better undead than unread. RUBBER DUCKIES - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:145423 2011-12-13T22:25:37-05:00 2011-12-13T22:25:37-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Theyre not just for bath time anymore YOURE SO STUPID - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:145422 2011-12-13T22:17:12-05:00 2011-12-13T22:17:12-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Theres no bus short enough for you. GEORGE CLINTON - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:145362 2011-12-12T14:40:06-05:00 2011-12-12T14:40:06-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>If anyones gonna get funkd up<br>Its gonna be you. PUNK HAPPENED - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:145356 2011-12-12T10:06:18-05:00 2011-12-12T10:06:18-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Guys please...<br>Note the tense. RUNNING - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:145264 2011-12-09T13:15:26-05:00 2011-12-09T13:15:26-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Their sport is your sports punishment MODERATORS - Rating: 2/5,2007-01-01:145262 2011-12-09T12:22:10-05:00 2011-12-09T12:22:10-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>need love too. MODERATORS - Rating: 1.7/5,2007-01-01:145261 2011-12-09T12:11:52-05:00 2011-12-09T12:11:52-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Only n00bs get mad at them. FACEBOOK NOTIFICATIONS - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:145260 2011-12-09T12:07:56-05:00 2011-12-09T12:07:56-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>They come in fast and furious on your birthday. LED ZEPPELIN HAIKU 4 - Rating: 2.7/5,2007-01-01:144703 2011-11-27T00:29:48-05:00 2011-11-27T00:29:48-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Dour and watchful eyes<br>Session man provides the ground<br>Great then nowhere now LED ZEPPELIN HAIKU 3 - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:144702 2011-11-27T00:27:56-05:00 2011-11-27T00:27:56-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>No need for hihats<br>Left foot sounds like castanets<br>Essence of heavy LED ZEPPELIN HAIKU 2 - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:144700 2011-11-27T00:26:54-05:00 2011-11-27T00:26:54-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Hippie artifact<br>Cant stop the birth of metal<br>So he goes along LED ZEPPELIN HAIKU 1 - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:144699 2011-11-27T00:25:50-05:00 2011-11-27T00:25:50-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Chiaroscuro sounds<br>Ripping stars from the heavens<br>Hammering the gods FACEBOOK - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:144451 2011-11-22T18:45:26-05:00 2011-11-22T18:45:26-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Saving unhappy couples the cost of a private investigator since 2004 LUNCH - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:144377 2011-11-21T21:30:42-05:00 2011-11-21T21:30:42-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>There but for two inches of plexiglass it is. PERMANENCE - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:144332 2011-11-21T09:22:37-05:00 2011-11-21T09:22:37-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Is the illusion of every age HAIRCUTS - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:144306 2011-11-20T21:09:55-05:00 2011-11-20T21:09:55-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>A real shame about yours 48070 - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:144302 2011-11-20T18:23:11-05:00 2011-11-20T18:23:11-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Thats your share of the U.S. debt<br>Now hurry up and pay our Social Security LIONS - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:144227 2011-11-19T20:16:04-05:00 2011-11-19T20:16:04-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I dont have to outrun them<br>I just have to outrun you ORDER A PIZZA - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:144146 2011-11-18T19:40:32-05:00 2011-11-18T19:40:32-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Something Drone pilots can do in between killing terrorists. EFFECTIVENESS - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:144122 2011-11-18T15:02:49-05:00 2011-11-18T15:02:49-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You are<br>What you do<br>When it counts PRAIRIE - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:143980 2011-11-16T14:38:21-05:00 2011-11-16T14:38:21-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>A good thing to turn Detroit back into